Tempo fugitives

ARE YOU OR A LOVED ONE…

…suffering from a severe lack of feel-good 80s, 90s, and 00s music?

Have you recently experienced:
– Minimal foot tapping
– Little to no drumming on tables, legs, or nearby surfaces
– An inability to mouth along to absolute bangers
– Dancefloors remaining suspiciously empty

You may be entitled to a night with Tempo Fugitives.

Our Nottinghamshire based, highly qualified and extremely enthusiastic specialists deliver proven treatments including:
– Indie anthems
– Throwback classics
– Singalong chaos
– Questionable but committed dance moves

Side effects may include:
– Loss of voice
– Sore feet
– Sudden friendships with strangers
– Requests for “one more tune”

Don’t wait — your dancefloor deserves better.